Tambourine auditions set
Romance for Beginners will be holding auditions for a new tambourine player this Saturday. This position is not open to men.
The ideal candidate will be blond and between the ages of 24 and 28 with at least one year of grad school completed. Classical training is encouraged but not necessary. Please contact us at email@example.com if you are interested or know of an exceptional local tambourine player.
TAMbourinist Joins Pearl Jam
Less than a week after leaving Romance for Beginners "to spend more time with family," former RFB tambourine player, "Lisa," has reportedly accepted a position as the new tambourine player for the band Pearl Jam.
In a statement released Tuesday, RFB's chief legal counsel Andrew Miller said he was not as hurt that "Lisa" left for another band as he was surprised that Pearl Jam still existed at all.
"Pearl Jam used to have some amazing tambourine songs, so I'm not surprised Lisa would want to play with them," Miller said. "Someday she'll be able to tell people she was in Pearl Jam, and they'll never suspect it was in 2012."
RFB Endorses Juanita's
Romance for Beginners has named Juanita's Tortilla Chips, a product of Juanita's Fine Foods, the official tortilla chip of Romance for Beginners.
As the official band of Juanita's Tortilla Chips, Romance for Beginners will be serving Juanita's at an upcoming gig. RFB spokesman Andrew Miller said Juanita's is the first food item to be endorsed by the band, and the band could not be happier about the selection.
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